Britney Spears was running around at the beach and inadvertently flashed what looks to be an ass made of cottage cheese. In a way, it’s mesmerizing. I hear they’re doing a Baywatch movie. I really think we should get Britney to do Pamela Anderson’s slow motion run, but focus on her ass. That would be hot. Or if there’s ever a live action Simpsons movie, she can play the ass double for Homer. I’m a freakin’ genius. Come on Hollywood, hire me.