Britney Spears keeps drinking

Not more than 90 days out of rehab, Britney Spears, who has denied having an alcohol problem and instead, blames other people, was seen with friends at Lola’s downing Jack and Cokes and cocktails.

“She had two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini,” Lola’s manager, Sylvie Haines, tells Us Weekly, adding that “her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk.”

Usually you don’t get too drunk after a big meal. I heard she’s trying to stay healthy and had a specialty salad called “The Britney”. It consists of deep fried lettuce with deep fried avocado and deep fried egg and chicken nuggets on the side. Between you and me, I think that’s the secret to her kick-ass figure.

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16 years ago

…..that’s the secret to her kick-ass figure

and by “kick ass” we mean fat.

16 years ago

I can’t believe Britney! I love her a lot, and to some extent I used to feel bad for her, but then I hear this and I can’t do anything but laugh anymore. The other terrible thing is I can’t stop reading about it! If you go on the Daily Blabber on, she comments on Britney and it’s really my feelings exactly!