In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.
Obama’s First Joke About Trump Was Perfect
Rita Ora’s Gonna Regret This Outfit One Day
It’s Kylie Jenner’s Soulless Dead Eyes…And Her Sexy Midriff!
Kendall Jenner Gets Camera Shy Which Is Really Ironic
R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia
The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 4.27.17
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Brad Pitt Calls David Fincher to Direct ‘World War Z’ Sequel and Save His Career
Emily Ratajkowski and Her Sports Bra Hit the Streets