Eddie Murphy has continually denied being the father of Scary Spice’s newborn and was adamant about taking a blood test. Today, Melanie Brown’s rep revealed to People the results of the DNA test she conducted on her baby and Eddie Murphy. The consensus? Eddie Murphy is the father.
Of Brown, the source said, “There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”
Eddie is probably still in a denial. Someone should explain to him this is what happens when you stick your penis in a real woman without protection. It’s
kind of a lot different than sticking it in a tranny… so I’ve heard.
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