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Inmates love Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility have welcomed Paris Hilton with open arms and probably won’t beat her as hoped. Hilton’s stay has resulted in everyone being treated better to stave off accusations of special treatment. One inmate jokingly compared it to staying at the Hilton.

“Since she was here last week, they started giving us double bologna, double apple juices. Two blankets instead of one – and a sheet, too! Everyone has cookies coming out of their pockets,” said Rosemary Gibbons, 35, who was released from the jail yesterday.

“There is extra food everywhere, and now they take you at the clinic right away if you are sick and they don’t charge you. It’s usually $3 for medical, now it’s free.”

Whoa, let’s not get too crazy here. We want them rehabilitated, not given a free stay in paradise. Double bologna, double apple juices, free medicals and an extra blanket?! Next thing you know, they’ll want to inject them with real medicine instead of that needle filled with toilet water.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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