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Kelly Clarkson is an open book

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson, who has yet to admit she’s related to Willy of Free Willy fame, reveals to Elle she’s not ready to be a mother yet. Possibly because babies resemble bite size Christmas hams.

Clarkson also opens up about her feud with Clive Davis stating he offered her $10 million to replace five songs on her album with some surefire top 40 hits.

“I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer,” she says sarcastically in the July issue of the mag. “Women can’t possibly be good at two things.”

Obviously, Kelly is being sarcastic because women are good at a lot of things. Cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, blowjobs and um, I’ll let you know if I think of anything else. Just kidding ladies. Not all of you are good at blowjobs.

Oh, I’m joking. Site stuff: The server is still going up and down and it’s unclear why.

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