Kim Kardashian was out shopping with her girlfriend and her huge ass the other day. That’s crazy. You could stand next to her at a party and rest your drink on that thing. It wouldn’t even fall if she walked away. Talking with Kim would feel like being in a lame comedy where every time she turns around you have to duck, but in the end, it always hits you in the face regardless. Have you ever been smacked in the face with an ass that size? Just imagine a 20 lb medicine ball hitting you in the head. It hurts.
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