I usually like to work the ass grab in when my date is looking the other way. I’m sorry, did I say date? I meant that girl dancing right behind me and that girl dancing to the right of me because when they turn around I can shrug my shoulders like I don’t know what just happened. Although, that doesn’t work too well with that girl at the shoe store or that girl in the empty parking lot or even that girl walking alone in the alley.
