Lindsay Lohan escapes

Lindsay Lohan checked into Promises rehab in Malibu on Monday for “serious medical treatment”. She seems really committed because yesterday she left for a work out session at the local gym. Between you and me, I think this rehab is gonna be a success. If you define success as being so coked up you choke on your own vomit after gagging in the middle of a blow job. In which case, it’s a miracle!

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