Maggie Gyllenhaal sat down and popped out her breast for her baby the other day. I’m surprised someone didn’t shove the kid out of the way and start sucking. During my time as an underpaid cancer researchist, that’s how I survived the streets and became the highly respected man I am today. Of course, I can longer do that because political correctness is all the rage. Nowadays, people get all uppity when I steal a mother’s breast milk. Jesus, it’s not like I’m spanking the kid or something. Pics NSFW.
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