Paris Hilton’s failed single Stars Are Blind is alleged to be a blatant rip-off of UB40’s Kingston Town. Her record label is now being sued for breach of copyright. Here’s another shocker. Paris Hilton has been dropped from Warner after her album debuted at No. 55 on the charts. After the jump is Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind and UB40’s Kingston Town for comparison.
I heard her single was the leading cause of hearing loss. Not because people turned up the volume whenever it was on, but because I punched whoever bought one of her albums in the ears. I guess that would actually make me the leading cause of hearing loss. My God, I’m famous.
The mugshot on the left is the old mugshot from her September DUI arrest. The one on the right is the most recent.
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