More bad news for Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s failed single Stars Are Blind is alleged to be a blatant rip-off of UB40’s Kingston Town. Her record label is now being sued for breach of copyright. Here’s another shocker. Paris Hilton has been dropped from Warner after her album debuted at No. 55 on the charts. After the jump is Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind and UB40’s Kingston Town for comparison.

I heard her single was the leading cause of hearing loss. Not because people turned up the volume whenever it was on, but because I punched whoever bought one of her albums in the ears. I guess that would actually make me the leading cause of hearing loss. My God, I’m famous.

The mugshot on the left is the old mugshot from her September DUI arrest. The one on the right is the most recent.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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