Paris Hilton gets out at midnight

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton will be released from jail at 12:00 a.m. tomorrow a changed woman. Her first endeavor will be to build a “transitional home” to help women released from jail. Paris says,

Hilton says the home can be “a place to get food and clothes on their backs,” continuing that the recidivism rate is “a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place.”

Paris Hilton can’t do anything right so it’s a safe bet this place will end up sucking. The food will be saltine crackers and the clothes will either be from her closet or found rummaging through trash cans. That way, a woman straight out of jail has a 50% chance at looking like a tranny and a 50% chance at looking like a homeless person.

The picture above is of the side of Paris’ house tagged with the website that offers her storage locker stuff.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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