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Paris Hilton goes to court

Paris Hilton

A police cruiser finally picked up Paris Hilton to take her to the courthouse almost an hour and a half later than she was supposed to appear in court. The police handcuffed Paris and drove her to the courthouse. There were a bunch of cameramen chasing the police car like it was an ice cream truck and a helicopter followed the cruiser. I wanna see Paris flee because then the police can use bean bag guns to take her down. Well, why not do it anyway? While she’s walking to the courtroom, shoot her in the butt. When she turns around, whistle and look at the sky like nothing happened. Paris will be all confused and think she imagined a shooting pain in her ass. They can tell her she just experienced phantom anal.

Update #1: Police didn’t pick up Paris until an hour and a half later because the Sheriff’s Department refused to saying the judge doesn’t have to jurisdiction to order her to court. (TMZ)

Video of the pick-up after the jump.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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