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Paris Hilton is free

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been released from jail 5 days (officially) into her 23 day sentence which was cut down from an original 45 day sentence. No wait, she has been “reassigned”, fitted with an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest in her West Hollywood home for the next 40 days. Authorities released Paris at 2 a.m. for medical reasons which they can’t disclose due to confidentiality.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”

The LA sheriff’s department just slapped everyone in the face. How does a 23 day jail sentence in a 96 square foot cell turn into a 40 day stay in her luxurious mansion? Oh, that’s right, because celebrities don’t get special treatment. Basically, what Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson Steve Whitmore is telling us is Paris Hilton is grounded for 40 days and he will gladly clean her asshole with his tongue. I believe his exact words were, “May I clean your anus with my tongue Paris?” And what’s this mysterious medical condition? Is it herpes? I bet it’s herpes. It better not be herpes. It better be something incredible like her vagina will explode if a penis hasn’t been in it for a week. I believe the condition is known as “slut”.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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