Paris Hilton released from jail

At 11:35 p.m., Kathy and Rick Hilton arrived at Lynwood jail followed by a caravan of paparazzi to pick up Paris. At 12:20, Paris Hilton walked out of prison in what can best be described as a model walk. She shook hands, hugged a few deputies and made her way into the awaiting black SUV.

Tomorrow night, Paris will appear on Larry King Live as a changed person, supposedly. She’s made plans to open up a transitional home and has vowed to stop “acting” dumb. It’s not apparent how a retard can stop acting like a retard, but Paris wants to try. Aww, that’s cute! The best part of the night was when 2 paparazzi sprinted alongside Paris’ SUV trying to get the money shot. They were fast. I mean, Olympic fast. Like a pair of cheetahs. They must have been Kenyans… from Kenya! Video after the jump.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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