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Paris Hilton released from jail

At 11:35 p.m., Kathy and Rick Hilton arrived at Lynwood jail followed by a caravan of paparazzi to pick up Paris. At 12:20, Paris Hilton walked out of prison in what can best be described as a model walk. She shook hands, hugged a few deputies and made her way into the awaiting black SUV.

Tomorrow night, Paris will appear on Larry King Live as a changed person, supposedly. She’s made plans to open up a transitional home and has vowed to stop “acting” dumb. It’s not apparent how a retard can stop acting like a retard, but Paris wants to try. Aww, that’s cute! The best part of the night was when 2 paparazzi sprinted alongside Paris’ SUV trying to get the money shot. They were fast. I mean, Olympic fast. Like a pair of cheetahs. They must have been Kenyans… from Kenya! Video after the jump.

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Heidi
13 years ago

Paris is free at last! haha

Melly
Melly
13 years ago

hmmyesh thats exactly what Paris should do….disappear! far far away is where she needs to stay.

TheMinister
TheMinister
13 years ago

Booooooooooring. I’m sorry but Baby Jane Spears is far more entertaining.

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