Paris Hilton will do “Larry King Live”

Paris Hilton

NBC has canceled the interview with Paris Hilton and Meredith Vieira for Today. Instead, Paris will appear on Larry King Live Wednesday night. Paris released this statement,

“I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renown journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show.”

Oh, joy! Now we get to find out what it’s like to sit in a cell and stare at the wall all day. You could probably see what it feels like yourself by sitting alone in the bathroom for a week, but I bet Paris does something different like sticking her thumb up her butt. I hear it makes the time pass by faster. It has to do with physics and stuff. Ask Stephen Hawking. He’ll explain it to you.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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