NBC has canceled the interview with Paris Hilton and Meredith Vieira for Today. Instead, Paris will appear on Larry King Live Wednesday night. Paris released this statement,
“I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renown journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show.”
Oh, joy! Now we get to find out what it’s like to sit in a cell and stare at the wall all day. You could probably see what it feels like yourself by sitting alone in the bathroom for a week, but I bet Paris does something different like sticking her thumb up her butt. I hear it makes the time pass by faster. It has to do with physics and stuff. Ask Stephen Hawking. He’ll explain it to you.
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