Paris is staying at the luxurious Twin Towers

Paris Hilton has been sent to the medical ward of the jail (called the Twin Towers) where she will spend the weekend.

Hilton will stay there over the weekend, when her lawyer will file an appeal, called a writ of habeas corpus, which means, essentially, the body is being held illegally.

Weird. Paris isn’t used to her body being held illegally. Usually it isn’t even being held. More like, slammed against the headboard of the bed or slammed against the bathroom stall of the club.

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16 years ago

Ahhhhh You mean you have never been slammed against a headboard or wall of a bathroom stall? You dont know what youre missing. Obviously you are jealous of Paris to write such negative things about someone you really dont know. Give her a break. I ve been slammed in some of the greatest placest in the world and im still a great human being. Maybe you could use a little??

16 years ago

I usually do the slamming, but Cindy, you sound sexy. I would like to further discuss your slamming. In great detail.

16 years ago

Now this one you do have right. I am sexy. The real sad thing is Im actually “blogging” in defense of Paris. What has my life become? More slamming..less negative gossip I say!!! I feel bad for her. Cant help myself. Yes, she gets around. Yes, shes spoiled and rich. But seems like a lost little soul. Maybe, if smart, she’ll come out and reinvent herself in a positive sense….in the meantime..Im off to break a few headboards. :)