Paris Hilton has been sent to the medical ward of the jail (called the Twin Towers) where she will spend the weekend.
Hilton will stay there over the weekend, when her lawyer will file an appeal, called a writ of habeas corpus, which means, essentially, the body is being held illegally.
Weird. Paris isn’t used to her body being held illegally. Usually it isn’t even being held. More like, slammed against the headboard of the bed or slammed against the bathroom stall of the club.
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