Paris might contract a non-std related infection

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton needs to be on the lookout for a new threat because the Lynwood Correction Facility where she’s staying is full of staph infection. With over 402 inmates treated last year, the bacteria is said to infect 13 out of every 1,000 inmates and is resistant to the first line of antibiotics. However, as long as Paris maintains good personal hygiene, there should be no problem. And even if she does become infected, don’t think her current stds will stand idly by while a stranger invades their territory. It’ll be like that movie 300. Except, in this case, it’ll be called 3,000 and will be slightly less gay.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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