Paris ordered back to court

Paris Hilton has been ordered to return to court at 9 a.m. today to decide if she should be put back in jail and will appear before the same judge, Judge Michael Sauer, that sentenced her. Meanwhile, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo is pissed. He has filed paperwork demanding the Sheriff’s Department show why they shouldn’t be held in contempt of court for ignoring an order by Sauer which clearly said “no electronic monitoring.”

This could be a victory for everyone. Unless this is a dog and pony show where at the end, the judge nods his head and says, “I see. In that case, electronic monitoring is best.” In which case, I would be forced to run to the court room and yell in my most indignant voice, “You let her go on account of being SAD?! Sad that she was in jail?” And I would slap some sense into Judge Michael Sauer. Then while I’m being arrested, I would say to the judge “No, YOU’RE out of order!” Then I would raise my fist symbolizing black power because I’ve always thought that looked kind of cool.

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16 years ago

Normally I would try to say something clever, although that doesn’t always work. This drives me insane that she is even out for medical conditions. No one else in the entire system would be let out for that. There are many people who get sick in jail and they have places IN the jail for them to be treated. This makes that jail and county a joke. And the people who think she should not be there, what do you think happens after probation is broken. Probation is your warning saying “you mess up again and your going to jail.”… Read more »