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Paris ordered back to court

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been ordered to return to court at 9 a.m. today to decide if she should be put back in jail and will appear before the same judge, Judge Michael Sauer, that sentenced her. Meanwhile, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo is pissed. He has filed paperwork demanding the Sheriff’s Department show why they shouldn’t be held in contempt of court for ignoring an order by Sauer which clearly said “no electronic monitoring.”

This could be a victory for everyone. Unless this is a dog and pony show where at the end, the judge nods his head and says, “I see. In that case, electronic monitoring is best.” In which case, I would be forced to run to the court room and yell in my most indignant voice, “You let her go on account of being SAD?! Sad that she was in jail?” And I would slap some sense into Judge Michael Sauer. Then while I’m being arrested, I would say to the judge “No, YOU’RE out of order!” Then I would raise my fist symbolizing black power because I’ve always thought that looked kind of cool.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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