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Paris will pretty herself for jail on Monday

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton begins her 23 day jail sentence on Monday and as always, she’s turning it into an opportunity to make some cash and obtain exposure. At 9 a.m. Monday morning, a hair and makeup team will arrive at her Hollywood Hills house where she will be glammed up for her perp walk in hopes of making all the celebrity weeklies. Not only that, she plans to write a diary during her stay which should fetch a tidy sum.

Hilton is also said to have decided to write a prison diary during her 23-day sentence, for publication upon release. “Paris’ prison diary will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart’s,” says someone with knowledge of her business dealings. “If she can make it believable, and not exaggerate too much, she might expect to make a million dollars out of it.”

I always try to look my best for jail too. The most important thing is to be well groomed and dress sexy. That way, the other inmates will look at you and say, “There goes a real man. Check out how fierce and hairless he is. It would be criminal to anally rape a man that sexy.” Trust me, the louder the whoops and hollers you get when you first walk to your cell, the greater the respect.

  • Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour [NYDN]
  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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