Last night at the NBA finals, the Spurs defeated the Cavs and Eva Longoria’s husband to be won MVP. Which explains why Eva dry humped Tony in the middle of the court. I remember when I won my first NBA championship. Wait, no. I mean, I remember when I stuffed 32 marshmallows in my mouth which was almost like winning an NBA championship. Chubby bunny or should I say, chuweee wunnneee.
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