Still bored, Paris responds to fans

Paris Hilton

There’s not a lot to do in jail so Paris decided to pass the time responding to fan mail. One of which E! Online got a hold of (PDF here). Paris starts out by thanking whoever wrote her and then talks about how this is such a difficult time for her. She ends it with her crazy signature, dotting her i’s with hearts and putting xoxo at the end. It turns out, Paris is pretty god damn stupid because she was replying to the gas bill and not fan mail. Ok, not really, but I’d believe it since this is just more proof Paris has the mental capacity of a eight-year-old.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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