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Jayden James Spears

The much talked about baby known as Jayden James Spears has been caught in the wild. The downward tilt of the head indicates he is sleeping or defecating. Possibly both. In related news, Bigfoot is dismayed blurry photos of himself are no longer popular. Consequently, his behavior has become erratic and he has begun raping deer for media coverage. Deer said to be displeased.

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