Tony Parker is a real piece of work

Friends of Eva Longoria aren’t too thrilled about her upcoming marriage to Spurs superstar Tony Parker. They tell Page Six Tony just isn’t gracious.

“He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.”

Weird, people said the same thing about Hitler after the Holocaust. One time at the Olive Garden I overheard Hitler ordering a Caesar salad before his date ordered. Later on, he asked for more garlic bread, but the waiter wouldn’t give him any so he shot him with his Luger. And he only left a 2% tip. That Hitler is a real jerk.

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