Uma Thurman was playing at the beach in one of the ugliest bikinis I have ever seen. It looks like she time traveled from 1950 and the brave new world shunned her so much, they threw her into the ocean. This isn’t even a bikini. All Uma did was start swimming in her granny panties. Honestly, I don’t know why I put so many more pictures after the jump. Bonus, Uma Thurman rocks the Britney ass.
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