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All aboard the Valtrex train? Sweet!

Looks like the NYDN doesn’t have a special place in their heart for Paris Hilton because they’re welcoming Tyler Atkins aboard the Valtrex train. The two were spotted making out yesterday at the Polaroid Beach House. NYDN dug up a Youtube interview (which they made me search for myself, bastards) of the 21-year-old t-shirt designer supposedly talking about the time he was drugged and raped by Paris Hilton (video above around the 3:00 mark). Tyler says,

“And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.

“And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome.”

I assume this happens often. Half of LA knows Paris Hilton is infected with something or other. It would make sense she’d have to drug her lovers. In that respect, she’s pretty clever. Like some sort of sex-starved Brain from Pinky and the Brain. And if you think about it, Valtrex should really pay Paris a referral fee if they haven’t already. It’s only fair. Here’s Paris being Paris. One of these is NSFW.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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