I don’t know who this girl is, but she must be somewhat famous because people don’t take pictures of random girls and post them on the internet. Besides me. Anyway, whoever this Ashley Tisdale character is, she has weird nipples. She’s the kind of girl you take home from a club and instead of ripping her clothes off and having sex with her, you rip her clothes off and wonder what the hell you’re staring at. Then you sort of sober up and start sobbing and tell her, “It’s not you, it’s me. See, I was born with eyes.” Images NSFW.
Note: To anyone who thinks Ashley is 15, she’s not, she’s 22.
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