The trailer for Beowulf (you’ll probably want to go there for full quicktime) was just released and if you’re expecting to spank it to Angelina Jolie, think again. This whole movie was done in CGI using real actors much like Polar Express and apparently, it borrows some imagery and sound from 300. I’ll most likely rent it to see if CGI Angelina’s boobs jiggle like the real Angelina’s boobs jiggle. In the name of science. Obviously.
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