Britney is off the wagon

Britney Spears is said to be drinking heavily again, binge shopping and eating so much her rolls have their own rolls. Star says,

“On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans” a source told the tab. And, says one insider: “Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle. Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn’t be seen with it.”

Cool. I hope she has another breakdown so I’ll have something a little more interesting to write about than Britney being a fat drunk. That’s like me telling you the sun is hot or that Joel Madden likes his balls stomped on by Nicole Richie.