Britney Spears is said to be drinking heavily again, binge shopping and eating so much her rolls have their own rolls. Star says,
“On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans” a source told the tab. And, says one insider: “Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle. Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn’t be seen with it.”
Cool. I hope she has another breakdown so I’ll have something a little more interesting to write about than Britney being a fat drunk. That’s like me telling you the sun is hot or that Joel Madden likes his balls stomped on by Nicole Richie.