Britney Spears hurts people’s feelings

Britney Spears insulted a paparazzo over the weekend after he took a picture of her driving with Sean Preston in her lap. She mocked his obesity and encouraged him to join Weight Watchers. The sexy pop-princess said,

“Hey baby, when are you gonna get on a diet. Have you ever tried Weight Watchers, you fat f**k? Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin’ jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.”

That photog shouldn’t feel too bad. Not a lot of people can have a body like Britney. Even with years of training, one can only stuff so many Oreos into their mouth before their will is broken. How does she do it?