Everybody hates Paris Hilton

Victoria Beckham doesn’t see herself ever being friends with Paris Hilton. Supposedly, Paris told a friend “I just know Victoria and I would get along” and said she believed they could be soul mates. Too bad Victoria Beckham doesn’t think so.

“Over my dead body!” she snapped to a friend, reports the paper. “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

But, you will see her wearing see-through shirts with no bras which is totally not like what Paris Hilton does. Take a step back and you’ll realize the two couldn’t be more different. Posh was in Spice Girls. Paris released some crappy album. Posh married multi-millionaire soccer star David Beckham. Paris was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. It’s apples and oranges.

Meanwhile, Courtney Love also shunned Paris. The whacked out singer from Hole brought Paris to tears and caused her to flee when she gave her the finger mid-performance. Because it’s cool to hate on Paris Hilton and if anything, Courtney Love wants to be cool. She’s a rebel dude. Which is why she got plastic surgery. To look like a rebel or, um, a mutant.