TMZ confirmed through various sources that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who’s seen those pictures of Nicole and her baby bump. They pretty much confirm everything.
In other news, Christina Aguilera’s estranged father has confirmed her pregnancy. He’s excited and wishes her the best. Tough luck chump, you’re still estranged.
There you go. In 8-9 months, the world will gain one more douche bag and one more monkey baby. The only thing more exciting than this is shoving chopsticks through my nose. See? I can tickle my brain.
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