Hilary Duff celebrated July 4th in a bikini also. Her sister the horse did not. Oh, what the hell. In the spirit of the day after Independence Day, I’d do Hilary Duff too. She’s legal now, right? I don’t want to come off as too pervy. Women say it’s a turn off. Well, if it’s such a turn off, why do you like it so much? What did you say? Hold on, let me take the duct tape off your mouth. More after the jump.