Hilary Duff performed her new song on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday and boy was it awe inspiring. I’ve never seen such technical shaking of the hips. They went left and right. Amazing. And that scuffling. A regular Michael Jackson she is. The lip-syncing was great too, but was obviously overshadowed by her fierce dance. God, she sucks so hard. Her performance pretty much resembled a mental patient at break time, only, the noise she made was much worse.
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