Homer Simpson filled in for Jay Leno last night and performed his own opening monologue. It was alright. But, what’s better than alright is that Keeley Hazell showed up to the UK premiere of The Simpsons and posed next to her own character. Crazy, it looks way better than the one I made of her which is just collected hair glued onto some popsicle sticks. The boobs on it are real though! No, no they’re not. They’re just two beans. Sigh.
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