Jennifer Garner buys fruit, wears panties

Jennifer Garner was in Santa Monica the other day buying fruit. She also managed to show her whale tail when she bent down to unstrap her kid, Violet. I’m not sure why this makes me feel pervy when it shouldn’t, but I’m just going to stuff that feeling down much like I do with anger and resentment. It works pretty well if you don’t mind the blackouts where you wake up in a bed of feathers with a dead chicken hanging out of your mouth.