Jessica Alba wanted to marry

Contrary to what Us Weekly reported, Gatecrasher says the real reason for the Cash Warren, Jessica Alba split was Alba’s eagerness to wed. Due in part to Eva Longoria’s recent marriage to Tony Parker.

“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is,” says an insider.
“It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”

Maybe Jessica isn’t the total package after all and Cash Warren isn’t really a dumbass. I mean, if you were into dudes, would you want to marry Jessica Alba? She doesn’t even look manly or have a penis.

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