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Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split after two and a half years together. Us Magazine says the two broke up over the phone. Alba called Warren and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Awesome.

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Swift like pulling off a band-aid. I know everyone is gunning for Jessica now, but there’s no reason why we can’t all share. I’ll be glad to give you guys my sloppy seconds or sloppy 5,000’s. Don’t worry, you’ll get to have a chance with her eventually. In 2032. Suckers!

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Yeah!! jessica has a reputation of using boys like toys and after having her fill she dumped them coolly

i hate hur
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i hate hur

I HATE DIZ SKANK
CLEARLY SHE THINKS SHEZ TOO HOT FOR CASH
buh seriously
SHEZ A UGLY MOTHERUFCKING CUNT
DAT NEEDZ TO DIE!

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