Kate Moss might have a sex tape

Kate Moss is worried about two missing tapes she made with Pete Doherty. The model, who recently broke up with Pete after discovering he cheated on her, is afraid the drug addled rocker will sell the tapes for crack money. The Sun says,

“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate.
“She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed.
“But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet.” Some clips were posted on the web while the pair were still an item. They were singing duets under the name KP Nuts.

There’s no mention that it’s actually a sex tape. They just presume it is because the other tapes show her in a see-through shirt with Doherty. Which is cool because I live my life one presumption at a time. Life is easier that way. Like when I’m at clubs. I presume girls love me drinking their liquor and fondling their breasts. If it wasn’t for presumptions, I’d probably have to have a “conversation” and, come on, we don’t really need to involve the bouncer. He’s a busy man.

Here’s Kate Moss crying. Because that’s what girls do. Especially when you turn on the lights.