Kristen Bell is a lovely example

I just wanted to post these pictures of Kristen Bell at Comic-con to teach you guys how to pick up women. Ready? Here’s what you do. When you’re at a party and you see a girl who looks like Kristen does in the banner pic, do not hesitate to engage in conversation. I like to start off with, “Want another shot of Patron?” She’ll think you’re William Shakespeare and most likely fall in love and make out with you right then and there. That or puke in your lap. Either way, you’ll be exchanging bodily fluids and that’s the only thing your friends will hear. High five!

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كس امك
16 years ago

كسسس امك يا عيااال الكلب ..