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Lindsay Lohan does whippits

Lindsay Lohan

Not only is Lindsay reportedly scoring ecstasy in Vegas, she also used whippits in rehab because she’s an addict and addicts are resourceful. Star says,

“She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.”

Star goes on to say rehab was a sham. On her 21st birthday, she was back drinking Grey Goose and on July 4, she was doing Tequila shots. Basically, they say Promises Malibu is a resort for the rich and famous. Celebrities tell everyone they’re going to rehab, but they don’t tell people rehab means getting wasted and then crying about it. It’s as if Hollywood has their own dictionary. Like how “modest” to some people means wearing 5 layers of clothes while modest to Hollywood means you make sure you shave your vagina before going out because to them, there’s nothing more offensive than a unkempt snatch. All I can say to that is, “At least we agree on something.”

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Anonymous
13 years ago

This girl has traveled far beyond pathetic. To top it off, she still thinks rather highly of herself (no, pun wasn’t intended), and is delusional enough to think everyone else does too! They shoot horses, don’t they?

newfgirl
newfgirl
13 years ago

Maybe I’m naive but I had never heard of a whippet before— unless you count the four legged canine kind. I just assumed she had run out of people to screw and was turning her sights towards the animal kingdom.

newfgirl
newfgirl
13 years ago

Have nitrous oxide, will travel! Jesus, talk about a trainwreck en route to hell.

eajk
eajk
13 years ago

That is the dumbest thing ever. There is no such thing as a monitor that can detect if someone drank alcohol unless she were to piss or breathe into it. What a joke. You fucktards will believe anything. Lindsay isn’t going to change. She doesn’t want to. She loves drugs and alcohol and being a whore.

Victor
13 years ago

@eajk

You may want to read up on ankle monitors. http://alcoholism.about.com/od/dui/a/scram.htm

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