On Friday, Lindsay Lohan ended her 45 day stay at Promises rehab. She is now in an intensive outpatient program and has chosen to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet so there will be no question to her sobriety. Lindsay’s rep released this statement on Sunday.
“On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.”
So, what does a fresh out rehab girl do? Why, go to Vegas, party at Pure and surround herself in a sea of liquor. Of course, now that she’s wearing a magical alcohol bracelet, we’ll know if she’s drunk or not. At least, before she takes it off to drink. She’s really clever.
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