Mariah Carey a good actor? Uh, no

Mariah Carey has finished filming Tennessee, a follow up to the smash hit Glitter. Ruminations from the set describe her performance as “really, really good.” An obviously half-retarded worker says,

“It might be the cinema equivalent to the Red Sox winning the World Series”

The only way this movie could be good is if they replaced Mariah Carey with Jessica Alba and when I put on those 3-d glasses she’d pop out and give me a hand job. I think that would be pretty sweet.

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16 years ago

Isn’t this the movie Janet Jackson claims she was “trying” to gain weight for??? If that’s the case, is Ms. Jackson implying that she had to gain weight to play the same part Mariah Carey played??? IMO, Mariah’s body looks the best it has in years… so did she LOSE weight to play the part in Tennessee???