Life&Style reports Naomi Watts gave birth to a healthy baby Thursday morning. The sex of the child is still unknown.
“Naomi was planning on giving birth next week– her due date was early August — but since she insisted on delivering naturally, she knew there was a chance she would have the baby before the due date. That’s what wound up happening.”
This will hopefully put an end to the rumors of what Naomi Watts was carrying. My money was on a Ford Pinto. Everybody else chose “human”. I’d have to have been stupid to pass up those odds.
Update: It’s a boy named Alexander Pete Schreiber.
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