Paris Hilton was in Hawaii over the weekend and was… well… being an idiot. You can see her doing nonsensical things like going into the ocean wearing sunglasses, checking her compact right after and spreading her legs. It’s as if Paris caught the scent of penis wafting through the breeze. Wow. She’s like a bloodhound. Only, instead of being useful and finding lost children or escaped cons, she sniffs out dick. More nonsense after the jump.
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