Paris Hilton wants you to know she’s changed. What better way to prove it than to wear a see through shirt. Bravo. I’m convinced. Paris was supposed to build some sort of shelter too. I think that fell through when her handlers explained that putting leftover cat food in her discarded 72 inch plasma box isn’t considered a shelter. Pictures NSFW probably, but nothing anyone hasn’t seen before.
Update: Apparently I don’t know much about nude bras because that’s what Paris is wearing under her dress. I still stand by my comment though.
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