The Daily Mail has an article from a former PR guy who used to hang out with Paris Hilton. It’s a long and boring rehash of stuff everyone already knew. He calls her lonely and says she could be much more, but is content on using friends and boyfriends for fame even though they secretly nicknamed her “Hunchback”. And if any of her friends overshadow her like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian, she cuts them out of her life and so on. I’m just using this as an excuse to post these ridiculous pictures of Paris holding her three dogs at the beach. She’s like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, only a lot more retarded.