Straight out of prison, Paris Hilton interviewed with Larry King and told him to his face that she never did drugs. Over the weekend, however,
the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy’s the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. “She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,” one clubgoer told us. At least she wasn’t driving. Hilton’s camp didn’t get back to us.
Everyone knew Paris lied to Larry King. Even Larry King knew she was lying. What rich, privileged, famous for nothing 20-something girl hasn’t done drugs? It’s a rite of passage much like getting wasted in Mexico and being raped by a roving gang of tranny dwarves is for any 18-year-old guy. Am I right?
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