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Pete Wentz is a kitty

Pete Wentz

Last Friday, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson took a sea plane out to the Hamptons so he could DJ at club Dune. Wentz, who is terrified of flying, says Ashlee helped him overcome his fear and calmed him down.

“She keeps me calm so I am able to handle it. We saw a rainbow, and I photographed it on my new iPhone.”

Aww, a rainbow, Pete? Did you cry? I bet you cried. Maybe later, you and Ashlee can paint each other’s nails and watch Gilmore Girls together. After you stop sobbing, you can go to the doctor and get an update on how your vagina is coming along.

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