Tara Reid is too sexy

If Tara Reid was a butterfly, she’d be a beautiful Monarch floating gracefully through the air. If unicorns and fairies existed, they would weep before her beauty. It is said Aphrodite put a dagger through her chest when she looked upon Tara Reid because she was no longer worthy of her title. How can any woman co… wait. What? This is Tara Reid?! Dear God, what have I done?!